blaineyandcooper:

aubrey-graham:

“What are you in here for then?”

“Fraud. You?”

“Arson and murder. What about you, kid?”

“The Glee cover of Teenage Dream.”

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rneerkat:

“i bet you cant name two structures that can hold water!” “well, dam”

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*throws life away* *misses trashcan by like 20 feet*

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dulect:

how to get up in the morning

  • you don’t

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tokillamagpie:

Cloudy with a chance of your parents making fun of your interests

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cloppinq:

water is fucked up because you need it to live and then it drowns you just because it can

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